thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

lil-poundcake:

BUT SANDY YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UP AGAINST

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AN

ALASKAN

BULL 

WORM

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda